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koenig

Trainee

Date of registration: Oct 30th 2003

Posts: 81

Gender: male

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Tuesday, November 4th 2003, 2:27pm

viking test

http://www.oakraven.com/php_tour/viking_test.php

ok evlt kennt ihr denn schon...
Sehet hier den Spalter des Atoms!
dem Beherrscher von Ein und Alles!
der die göttliche Reinkarnation aus 10000 Jahren Menschheit!
Dem Lehrer der Weisheit!
Dem Koenig ohne Verstand!
Der Retter des Dativs!

Ein Hoch auf den Koenig...

(sprach er, und seine Untertanen zückten die Messer...)

: Wer glaubt im Vorteil zu sein hat sicherlich nicht alle Nachteile bedacht...:
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Satyr69

langes Elend

Date of registration: Sep 24th 2003

Posts: 3,244

Gender: male

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Tuesday, November 4th 2003, 2:44pm

You are 77% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.


Na dann mal los... "Für Odin!" ;)
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seven

Pik As

Date of registration: Sep 24th 2003

Posts: 818

Gender: male

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Tuesday, November 4th 2003, 3:04pm

whoohoo!

You are 79% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 75% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.


da fällt mir spontan diese ikea werbung ein, wo die wikinger "städte besuchen" "ein lagerfeuer machen" und solche sachen :D

EDIT: und natürlich ne menge met trinken

EDIT: ne ganze menge
Who will be
there to tell
me how stupid
I am?
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Ares

Deus ex Machina

Date of registration: Sep 24th 2003

Posts: 672

Gender: male

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Tuesday, November 4th 2003, 3:44pm

You are 89% Viking!

Beloved of the Norse Gods, you are a true Viking. You can expect to shorten many lives before you die and feast in Valhalla!

You are also 75% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

Ja, rape, pillage, burn
pillage, rape, burn
pillage, burn, rape... autsch
Krankheit und Tod sind meine Begleiter
Viele geben mir ihre Seele zum Fraß,
Denn Hunger ist mein Wegbereiter
Und gezeugt bin ich aus Gier und Hass

Das Verderben ist meine Geliebte,
Ich lock euch mit dem Versprechen auf Sieg,
Doch hinterlass ich nur Besiegte,
Denn ich bin vernichtend, Ich bin der Krieg
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