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Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has average temperature, is medium sized, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may be a little bit bigger than you prefer, but your new home is Jupiter!

The average temperature of your new home is a frigid -244 F. At first that might not sound average, but there are only 3 planets warmer. Don't count on any relief in the summer time either, because Jupiter doesn't have any seasons. Time may not fly on Jupiter, but your days certainly will. They only last 10 Earth hours. Of course your years will go much slower. By the time you are 7 years old you will probably be ready for a nursing home.

Make sure you are ready for the tremendous gravity on your new world. It's 250% of Earth's gravity. Expect to be under 4 feet tall by the end of your life with all that force dragging you down. It will take some getting used to.

Since Jupiter is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. Perhaps you may wish to live on its famous Great Red Spot. If you are looking for a big government, or a chain of dirt cheap Jupiter-Marts, you probably won't find that on your new planet. If you are into that sort of thing, you might want to consider locating to one of Jupiter's many moons and other Satellites. Perhaps the moon Europa will open up a spa, since it may even have drinkable water beneath its surface. Enjoy your new home!

Uranus
You scored 15% temperature (higher=warmer), 52% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 96% for the size of your planet.
From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is colder, larger, and has about the same gravity as Earth. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Uranus! And please, let's put all dirty jokes about its name behind us.

The temperature of your new home is a brisky -355 F. Of course if you want to warm up quickly, you could take a swim in the 4200 F ocean underneath the clouds. Despite its huge mass, Uranus has slightly less gravity than Earth does, but nothing too crazy. With the reduced gravity, movement will be easier for you there, but if you don't exercise, your body will quickly start to grow weak.

Your new home has a few peculiarities. A long time ago something humongous probably crashed into Uranus, and because of that it actually spins on its sides. Your seasons will last 21 years. During summer you will always be facing the sun, and winter will be pitch dark. Of course the oldest people on your new planet will only make it to one Uranus year old, so don't worry too much about it.

You seem to prefer a planet that may have less technology than Earth, and will not have a homogenized society. Uranus is very big, and due to the extreme seasonal differences on your planet, you will not have one huge government. There won't be any Uranus-mart chains that take over your planet either. More likely there will be small communities that work together...possibly all farmers. What you will farm on your freezing gaseous planet is beyond me, but I'm sure you'll think of something. So... enjoy your new home!

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Original von JaneDoe
Jupiter

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has average temperature, is medium sized, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have a great planet for you. It may be a little bit bigger than you prefer, but your new home is Jupiter!

The average temperature of your new home is a frigid -244 F. At first that might not sound average, but there are only 3 planets warmer. Don't count on any relief in the summer time either, because Jupiter doesn't have any seasons. Time may not fly on Jupiter, but your days certainly will. They only last 10 Earth hours. Of course your years will go much slower. By the time you are 7 years old you will probably be ready for a nursing home.

Make sure you are ready for the tremendous gravity on your new world. It's 250% of Earth's gravity. Expect to be under 4 feet tall by the end of your life with all that force dragging you down. It will take some getting used to.

Since Jupiter is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. Perhaps you may wish to live on its famous Great Red Spot. If you are looking for a big government, or a chain of dirt cheap Jupiter-Marts, you probably won't find that on your new planet. If you are into that sort of thing, you might want to consider locating to one of Jupiter's many moons and other Satellites. Perhaps the moon Europa will open up a spa, since it may even have drinkable water beneath its surface. Enjoy your new home!

ja dann sind wir schon zwei *g*

Mercury
You scored 85% temperature (higher=warmer), 44% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 25% for the size of your planet.
From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is hot and small, and has average gravity. You are in luck! I have a great home for you. It may have a bit less gravity than you were expecting, but your new planet is Mercury!

Things will get kind of hot on your new planet as the temperature does go up to 800 F. You'll probably look forward to the cool nights where the temperature dips down to -270F. Each day last a long time though, and you'll probably only live for about 300 of them anyway. So things will probably be comfortable on Mercury for maybe 2 or 3 hours of your life.

Only Pluto has less gravity than your new home. Anybody over 120 pounds on your new planet would probably be morbidly obese. Moving around on your new home will be very easy at first, but if you try to visit some friends on nearby Venus you'll be too weak to even stand up there. Don't be surprised if you notice that people start to grow bigger on Mercury too.

Only half of Mercury's planet has been mapped, but if you are willing to wait until 2011, a new spacecraft is already on its way there. Fortunately, since Mercury is such a small planet, everyone will be near each other and working together to get the best technology in the whole solar system. You will form one Mercurian government, and Mercury-E-Marts will be in every shopping center. Other planets will fear your speedy planet and want to leave you alone. Enjoy your new home!

Saturn
You scored 39% temperature (higher=warmer), 78% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 25% for the size of your planet.
From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has an average temperature, a lot of gravity, and has a small size. Well my friend, that planet does not exist. I considered sending you to Neptune or Mars, but I've decided the best new home for you is Saturn!

Even with an average temperature of -290 F, Saturn is still cooler than 3 planets, and is amazingly about the same temperature as Mercury is in a few select locations. Of course that's without calculating the windchill from your planet's 1100 mph winds. You may wish to try and live inside the planet (it does have an internal heat source). Make sure to pack a lifetime supply of oxygen before you leave though. Saturn's gravity is relatively similar to Earth's. It's a little stronger though, and you'll probably feel pretty sluggish for the first couple months.

I hope you aren't really keen on birthdays, because there are over 25,000 days in a Saturn year. You'll probably be in a nursing home if you make it to the ripe old age of 3. Your days will fly by though...they are twice as fast as Earth's.

Saturn is a rather large size planet, although its a baby compared to its neighbor Jupiter. Unless you are Jesus, you'll probably have some trouble walking on Saturn. It's not very dense. In fact your new planet will actually float on water. Since Saturn is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. I noticed that you want a planet that is more technologically advanced than Saturn will be. It's so big that you will never have the convenience of a company like Walmart taking over your world, and your planet may have many smaller governments competiting against each other. You may wish to organize a supercolony on one of Saturn's moons. My recommendation is Titan... you can even check out the now defunct Huygens probe (pictures open in new window) that landed there in 2005. Enjoy your new home!

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Original von Antigone
~Venus~


You scored 58% temperature (higher=warmer), 58% gravity(higher=more gravity), and 56% for the size of your planet.
From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that is hot, medium sized, and has average gravity. You are in luck! I have a the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Venus!
I'm going to be brutally honest with you. Venus is probably the nastiest planet out there. It's atmosphere will poison you, the heat will bake you, and the atmospheric pressure will crush you. But don't let that get you down. Venus has the ultimate Greenhouse Effect going on, and the temperature goes up to 870 F. That's even hotter than Mercury.

Looking for some good news? Well as I said before, it will always be your birthday on Venus. If you are able to survive all of Venus' fierce conditions, you'll might live to 140 Venus years old. Also you'll find that the gravity is about the same as Earth's. It's a little bit less though, so I'll give you 50-50 odds of dunking that basketball.

Venus is about the same size as Earth, so you can expect some aspects of your new life to be similar to life on Earth. There will probably be a few major governments that control your new world. Globalization will occur, and McVenus burgers will probably be available on every block. You will probably become a strong planet, but be careful of neighbor Mercury, who may become more powerful than you. Hey, it's not going to be a picnic, but enjoy your new home!

Das kam bei mir auch raus... who cares.